Archive for February, 2009

Open Letter to Borders

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Dear Borders, I’m really rooting for you to stay in business.  I love browsing your shelves, and although there are a number of independent bookstores near where I live, none of them carry romance.  I’ve spent a ton of money on books in the last five years.  And I know that some Borders stores are better than others–perhaps I’ve been spoiled since the Borders I knew and best loved was in Ann Arbor, and you don’t get much better than Borders #1.

But the store near my house right now radically sucks.  It seems to me that if you want to stay in business, you have to sell books, and in order to do that, you have to have books and make them easy to buy.  If I walk into a store looking for Madeline Hunter’s The Sins of Lord Easterbrook, or Connie Brockway’s So Enchanting, I want to buy them.  I do not want to go over to the new paperback release table and find that all of the books on the table are Christmas books that came out in October.  That is ridiculous.  I do not want to head back to the romance section, only to find that the only Connie Brockway book you have is Skinny Dipping, and you have 10 copies of Lessons of Desire but not a single copy of The Sins of Lord Easterbrook.  If I’m looking for a copy of Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet, I want to find it out in the new fiction hardback section–you might consider moving your copies of Santa Clawed from the front of the store, now that it’s February–and not secreted way back in the wrong section, filed in non-alphabetical order.

Someone should make sure that if Inkheart comes out as a movie, copies appear on the shelves.  One shouldn’t find a bookshelf entirely devoid in the Funke department.  And when I ask where Inkheart is–hoping, madly, that you’ve set up a special display somewhere because it is a movie–the employee should not tell me that you are out, and that over the last two weeks (!!) they’ve had twenty people ask for the book.  How can you get twenty requests for a book and yet not make an effort to stock it?

And–oh pain, pain, pain–why oh why are you not carrying Bujold’s latest?  Are you mad?  It’s Bujold that will bring me into a bookstore on the release date, and I never walk out with just one book.

Local Borders, you were not always this bad.  Even a year ago, you had books I wanted to buy on the shelf when I wanted to buy them.  I spend a lot of money on books–close to $100 a month–and you are the reason why I am slowly moving entirely to purchases made from my Kindle.  I hate to do it.  I love books.  I love browsing books.  I love going to a random section of the store and picking something totally off the wall, and you can’t just browse with a Kindle, not the same way you can in a bookstore.

Borders, I feel like you are the friend that I want to see succeed–but I can’t do anything for you if you just sit in your mother’s basement and mope and play sad, solitary chords on your guitar.  So get off your ass and start selling books.

Love,

Courtney

What do we think?

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

So this last month has been a bit of an experiment for me.  My goal–which was met–was to post every business day of the month, to see if it was a good idea.

How was I to judge if it was a good idea?  Uh….

Well, I had no real criteria, which might be a problem.  The problem is this:  I don’t see the point of a blog if it’s not posted on regularly, e.g., at least every few days.  I also don’t see the point of a blog if it is boring, and if I had to post a lot, I would be boring.

I think I have decided that posting every day qualifies as “boring.”  And yet nothing is more boring than a blog without posts.  Plus, blogging requires a certain mindset, so if you’re not in it–if you don’t have your antenna up in search of blog posts–you’re guaranteed to post irregularly, and you’ll be boring to boot.

So what do we think?  More blogging?  Less blogging?  Boring blogging?  Non-boring blogging?

Pictures

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

So I’m getting my official photo taken today.  I really hate getting my picture taken.  Part of the problem is that when I was much, much younger, my older brother told me that when your picture gets taken, a little bit of your soul got sucked out–and as proof, submitted that models were always airheads.  (I don’t know why soulless was so easily translated into brainless.)  In any event, I never believed him.  But since my older brother was basically in charge of the family (Courtney mentions oh so casually), I had no choice but to obey his wishes, which meant that every time Dad took out his camera, we had to scream and run away and hide, or make faces so ridiculously contorted that Dad would give up on getting a decent photo.

The problem is that habit persists today, even when I wish I wouldn’t.  Well, not the screaming and running away part–today, I am paying someone actual money to take pictures of me.  No; the part that’s still there is the making faces bit.  I don’t know why it is, but I always manage to have the dumbest look on my face when people take pictures of me.

The worst part is when people try to reassure me.  “What are you talking about?” they ask.  “You look perfectly normal in that picture.”

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!  I look like that all the time?!

Happy February!

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

A few things to notice about this beautiful February day which is not quite the first of February.

First, as I mentioned when I talked about my website update, courtneymilan.com has changed its feathers from light blue to . . . oh, well, it turns out I am writing this blog post slightly before February, and so I don’t remember what pastel color February has adopted.  Maybe it is light pink?  Light brown?  Light yellow?  Light green?  There is only one way for you to find out, and that is to go visit my website.  Hurry, hurry!

BUT STOP!  Don’t hurry too quickly, because February is an exciting month for another reason entirely.  I have tentative release dates, and PROOF BY SEDUCTION is slated for release on February 1, 2010.  Yay!

I know, I know.  My hordes of shrieking fans (yes, yes, both of you–by the way, thanks for the support, Mom) are wondering how you can possibly wait a whole entire year before they rush off to purchase stacks and stacks of Courtney Milan books.  I know.  A year is an impossibly long time, and one cannot possibly go a whole year without making a purchase of a book by Courtney Milan.  (Although I must point out, it is a year minus one day, so not precisely a whole year.)

So for those of you who are shrieking in horror at the thought of an entire year without Courtney Milan, rest assured–you will not have to wait a full 12 months to plunk down your hard-earned cash.  You will only have to wait eight months, which is much, much better than a year.  How much better?  Four months better, that’s how much!  On October 1, 2009, you will be able to buy your first Courtney Milan novella, entitled “This Wicked Gift,” which will be available in a lovely anthology entitled THE HEART OF CHRISTMAS (also featuring novellas from Mary Balogh and Nicola Cornick).

Oh, yes.  You read that right.  It’s a Christmas story that’s hitting the stores before Hallowe’en, in complete violation of the no-longer-holy Hallowe’en-Christmas marketing barrier, which itself was a complete violation of the once-sacrosanct Thanksgiving-Christmas marketing barrier.  And that means I’m going to be promoting my Christmas-themed novella before October–think August and September.  Ha ha ha!  There will be no fiddly little Christmas creep at courtneymilan.com.  Instead, Christmas is growing pseudopods and engulfing you in all its holly-decorated glory.

You will celebrate Christmas.  You will celebrate Christmas NOW.

P.S.  If you are not Christian, you may substitute a winter holiday of your choice, although you must celebrate said holiday NOW.  Here at courtneymilan.com, our pseudopods are equal opportunity engulfers!


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