Archive for July, 2008

Delicious Release

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Whether you are traveling to Nationals or staying at home, there is something you should do today.

Yes, you.

Go to your store.  Go to Amazon.  Go anywhere that sells awesome books, and buy one of the best historicals available.  That would be, for those of you who don’t know yet, Sherry Thomas’s incredible Delicious.  I was lucky enough to win an ARC, and I avoided everything else for several blissful hours to devour Sherry’s sophomore debut.  Private Arrangements was awesome, but I have no vocabulary for how good Delicious is.  It’s hot, emotional, funny, and it made me very, very hungry.  I loved Stuart–a true alpha male, in every excellent sense of the word and none of the stupid, bumbling ones–and Verity with a burning passion.  Seriously–buy a copy for the plane ride to Dallas.  You won’t regret this one.  Except after you finish it and curl into a little ball, hitting yourself over your head for your own inadequacy.

I am going to go face out the copies of Delicious in the airport bookstore; you are going to buy this book and read it.

Movie Logline Pitch

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

As conference rears its mighty head in the not-too-distant future (days?!  When did it become mere days away?), loops and blogs have gone haywire as people practice pitches.  There are the short-paragraph pitches, designed to capture the conflict in the book and boil it down to its essence.  There are single sentence pitches.  And then there’s the movie pitch.

Apparently, this works like this:  someone says, “It’s a cross between NORTH BY NORTHWEST and STEEL MAGNOLIAS.”  Everyone sits around and nods sagely, understanding precisely what the book is about.  Apparently, this makes a lot of sense to them.

Confession time:  I write historicals because my knowledge of pop culture is pea-sized.  I see movies–on occasion.  In fact (she says proudly) in the last two years, I have seen five movies, which is about as many movies as I saw in the first ten years of my life.  My pop culture knowledge is increasing at an exponential rate!  (Unfortunately, pop culture is increasing at an exponential rate, too, and its exponent is bigger.)  None of the movies I have seen are like my book.  So my movie lexicon is a little skimpy, to say the least.  And even those movies that I have seen, I can’t quite figure out how to cram into a pitch.  I imagine that if I tried it, it would come out like this.

Person:  Tell me about your book.

Me:  It’s kind of like, WHEN HARRY MET SALLY.  Except without Harry.  Or Sally.

Person: Uh.  So what’s left?

Me:  Meeting?

SO.  Moving along, then.  This looks to be a fruitless endeavor for me, but that’s no reason you should stop!  Tell me what movies your book is like!  If I have seen both movies, you will win!

What will you win, you ask?  Glory!  Heaps and heaps of glory!  Also, potentially something else that I am too lazy (and too busy packing) to think of now.

My Workshop!

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

I’ve been meaning to flog my workshop–uh, I mean, tell you how much you really want to go to my workshop at the Beaumonde/Hearts through History conference on July 30th.

It’s entitled Women, Property, and Personhood (not the title that’s showing up on the Conference List), and it’s a short look at the legal development of property rights in England (and only England, sorry, Scotland has its own courts of equity and I’ve never researched anything from them), with a particular look at how they pertain to women’s property rights and personhood. As this is a writer’s conference, the focus is on plots rather than particulars of the law.

You are probably thinking something like this: “Oh great. I would rather be bludgeoned to death with a baby seal then attend, at 9:45 in the morning no less, a workshop that delves into legal details from three centuries ago. Well, look at it this way: This workshop is 55 minutes long. The subject matter could fill a small room chock full of microfiche. If I tried to convey a great amount of legal detail, (a) I would run out of time before I hit 1400 A.D., (b) you would all fall asleep, and (c) there would be no guarantees I would get to material that would be useful to you.

So what I’m doing, instead of conveying vast amounts of factual detail, is giving a very broad overview of how people thought about property throughout history. I’ll explain how these give rise to a number of rules, and I’ll hand out a common checklist of “ways to figure out if you may be making a legal error.” The last half of the workshop will be hands on–we will examine wills and devises from actual romance novels, and I’ll show you how to use my checklist to figure out whether they can (or can’t) hold up, and if they can’t hold up, I’ll explain ways that the author could have achieved the exact same plot points.

In short, it’s designed to be useful for writers, to facilitate your plots (rather than to pull them to pieces), and to be more fun than you ever imagined law could be. Which, believe it or not, is pretty darned fun!

So come, and win various and sundry prizes, such as CDs containing scans of complete legal treatises (some of which are not available on Google Books), and never-seen-before-dare-you-to-wear-them buttons promoting the coolest, legally-accuratest Regency-set trilogy that 2009 will see!


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