It’s always amazing to me when a small team of one or two people is able to stop the Mighty Forces of Evil with a few well-placed kicks. One wonders how the enemy went about making its plans.
After extensive spying, I have uncovered the truth.
A Dark Fae Counsel, many years in the past.
Dark Fae Prince: I have completed a foolproof plan to break into the human world and take it over.
Fae Minion: Tell us, oh prince. Share your genius.
Dark Fae Prince: Here is my plan: Fever!
Fae Minion: …Kind of not following. You are referring to the thing you take Nyquil for?
Dark Fae Prince: Yes, well, what is it the humans say? Give me a fever long enough and a fulcrum on which to rest it, and I can move the world! Mu ha ha!
Fae Minion: I’m pretty sure that’s a ‘lever,’ Sir.
Dark Fae Prince: …Crap. Always thwarted by simple machines, dagnabbit. Well, let’s see how this fever thing turns out, eh? Humans can’t have that much Nyquil in stock, after all.
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