Archive for March, 2011

Operation Auction: Excerpt Book Design

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

This is for the authors out there. If you haven’t heard about Operation Auction, you should know that Fatin, who runs the RR@H Novel Thoughts and Book Talk Blog, lost her husband in a senseless act of violence. The romance community has rallied around her and her children to help her through this time, and is holding an auction for her.

I thought about all the things I could donate–signed books or critiques or the like–and finally decided to donate something unique–something you can’t get anywhere else, and that nobody else will have. I’m donating the design for an excerpt book.

For those of you who have been to RT, RWA Nationals, or RomCon, you may have seen the super-cool excerpt books that I put together with Tessa Dare and some of my other friends. I designed them myself, and in all cases, I like to think that the production value was pretty darned high. The covers were catchy, and made people talk about them; and if I can compliment myself, the books themselves looked really, really good. I do this because sometimes I get insomnia, and when I can’t sleep, I play with graphics. While there are many professionals who are much more proficient than I am, there are few who will spend 60-70 hours on a project, tweaking tiny little details, without charging you well into the thousand dollar range for their time.

If you missed the covers for the previous excerpt books, here they are:

You can’t pay me to do these–each one has been a labor of love and creativity, and I can’t imagine producing one of these at the drop of a hat, just because someone offered me money. But I can imagine doing it just this once for a good cause.

Here’s what you get if you bid:

  1. You and I will brainstorm an idea for your excerpt book that will stand out and get people talking. I have a few ideas, but I’ll throw more your way.
  2. I’ll design a cover. I’ll probably go through many, many versions of it, and get your input along various stages of the way, because that’s how I rumble. (No, seriously, ask Tessa if you have any questions. You will get at least ten versions.)
  3. I’ll buy any stock art and/or fonts necessary.
  4. You’ll send me your excerpts, and I’ll format them into a book.
  5. I will send you a preliminary PDF as a proof.
  6. I will send you a PDF, a JPG, and instructions on how to upload all of these to CreateSpace, so that you can print your own excerpt books, in whatever quantity you like.
  7. You’ll have to pay for printing them. You can see what CreateSpace charges to print books here (click on the “buying books” link. For fewer than 108 pages, you’ll pay $2.15 per excerpt book + a $39 fee to start. (Not to me; to CreateSpace.)

You can buy services for someone to make a cover. You can buy services for someone to format a book. Go look around the web–you can see how much these things cost if you snoop around.

But I’ll put a lot of love into this. You won’t just get a cover; you’ll get a professional cover that will make people smile and double-take and talk. I have never seen someone at Nationals or RT have anything remotely like what I produce. I do not use the word “unique” lightly, but I believe that every design I have produced has been unique.

I will include up to three authors who want to jointly go in on this for cross-promotion purposes, so talk to your friends and figure accordingly.

Want to bid? Click here!

Paying Up: Part One

Friday, March 25th, 2011

On Twitter, I promised that if I somehow won Round 3 of DA BWAHA, against all odds, I would provide for you four first chapters of Trial by Desire. And somehow, I won…so I’m paying up. If you appreciate this at all, you should head over to http://dabwaha.com and vote for Julie James’s Something About You. I would never have won without her tireless campaigning.

It seemed appropriate, both because it’s Trial by Desire that’s up in DA BWAHA, and because at this year’s RWA National Workshop, I’m giving a workshop called “The Seven Deadly Sins of Second Books”–an account of all the ways that sophomore books can go bad, and how to (try to) prevent them.

Trial by Desire was a hard book to write. It was a really hard book to write, and required a huge amount of effort, as I’m sure you’ll see. These aren’t just four different first chapters here–these are four different conceptions of the book.

So, the first idea I had for the book went something along these lines: Ned goes to China at Kate’s behest, comes back, and Kate shoots him–on accident–mostly. Ned deals with his depression, and Kate deals with the fact that she is looking for a particular person, who, incidentally, she is planning to kill. Yes. Literally. Please don’t ask why–I don’t want to tell because I might save that bit of backstory for another book sometime.

I searched and searched for the version of this beginning, but honestly, it all appears to have disappeared in one of my subsequent laptop crashes, and hallelujah. It never worked. It never even came close to working. I never even got a full proposal, even though I tried about 900 different ways of writing the book. Finally, I realized that the version of the book in which Kate believed she would be hanged at any point because she was planning to kill someone, and Ned was dealing with his depression, was far too grim for me to write, and I scrapped the lot. Thankfully.

I can’t find this version, but what I can offer you instead is a scene from Proof by Seduction (spoilers for Proof ahoy!)–the original scene where Kate and Ned agree to marry.

Edited to add: Here is that scene. IT IS SPOILERY if you haven’t read Proof.

I still actually like this original better than the final one–because it’s just a little sweeter. I have always been sad about losing this one, but ultimately, after trying version after version after version along these lines, it just wouldn’t work to have Kate not be into the marriage, at least a little bit. Thus, version zero fell by the way side.

Version One started with neither Ned nor Kate leaving the country. I did write a substantial part of this version, but… it sucked so badly, for so many reasons. In any event, the book originally started with their wedding. This chapter isn’t utterly horrible. It took at least two chapters to start to fall entirely to pieces.

Thus was born Version Two, with new, stronger conflict. In this version, Ned left the country again–flat out abandoned Kate–and Kate, in his absence, wrote letters from him in order to maximize her father’s political gains. In case you were wondering, in all versions–from version zero, one, and two–Kate was not, in fact, her father’s daughter. In some of the versions, she knew that. In others, she did not, and discovered it as the book went along.

I wrote Version Two all the way to the end–90,000 words. Version Two of Trial by Desire is not a bad book, but it wasn’t a particularly good romance for a number of reasons. Here’s Chapter One of Version Two.

We come to Version Three. Version Three was after I scrapped Version Two almost in its entirety. Different plot. Different motivations. Different pieces. I rewrote the book–rewrote it, not revised it. In this version, Gareth and Jenny were more directly involved, as the woman who was being abused was not Louisa, a distant friend, but Laura, Gareth’s sister. Here’s the original prologue from Version Three.

Version Three had some major structural problems, many stemming from this inherent problem: How did Gareth and Jenny not notice that Laura was being abused? And why would Kate resist telling Gareth about his sister? There were no good answers, and after much futzing around and complication of motivations, I finally realized I was going to have to completely alter the relationships.

So I did, and from there, we get the more familiar Version Four, which we all know and love.

I have never had to do as much work for a book as I did for Trial by Desire. By contrast, Unveiled was a cake-walk.

And there you have it: four different versions for Trial by Desire.

I owe you something else, too–and hopefully, I will post it tomorrow.

#dabwaha, now with extra bribery!

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

So we interrupt those boring posts about books and publishing and pricing and stuff to bring you what really matters…. the third round of #dabwaha! The field of Hellagood Authors has been narrowed from 8 to … 2. And the two who are remaining are Courtney Milan and Loretta Chase.

Say what? Let’s see. There’s Loretta Chase, author of LORD OF SCOUNDRELS, only the best romance novel of all time, and there’s Courtney Milan.

As far as I can tell, I just need to resort to outright bribery. So here’s the bribe I’m offering: if by some miracle I advance to the next round, I’ll give you a scene that I wrote. Which scene, you ask?

Well, sometimes, when I’m trying to flesh out key pieces of backstory–when I need to know what happened and who said what, so that I know what those people are thinking about today–I write out scenes. Just so I know what happened.

It just so happens that I have a scene sitting on my hard drive. It’s a scene between Smite Turner and Richard Dalrymple, when they were both 15 years old. It’s written from Richard’s point of view.

Question: How do I know they were both 15 years old? Well, because the scene takes place on their mutual birthday.

Did you know that Smite and Richard shared a birthday? There are two other things that are revealed in this scene (besides the fact that they share a birthday).

These things aren’t spoilery things (I wouldn’t give out spoilery things). But they are interesting facts. And I think both of them shed a lot of light on Smite. And Richard. So… if you want it, you know what you have to do: basically convince everyone you know with an IP address to go vote in DABWAHA for TRIAL BY DESIRE.

Business Model versus Religion

Monday, March 21st, 2011

Both traditional publishing and self publishing have their adherents, and the battle lines are being drawn.

So, how come there are battle lines?

If someone wants to self-publish, go ahead! If someone wants to sign a contract with their traditional publisher, go ahead! I may care about the outcomes for my friends, because I care about my friends, but it’s hard for me to get worked up because some dude I don’t know just signed a contract for books that will come out in 2014. It’s his choice. So maybe he doesn’t make as much money. I generally don’t get exercised about unknown people who make business choices that only impact their personal lives. That’s because I think of writing as a business, something that I should approach rationally, with reasonable questions in mind, not as a religion that should be taken on faith and not doubted.

Here’s a little test you can run so that you can differentiate between a business model and a religion.

  • Do you think that everyone should do it your way?
  • Do you think that everyone that disagrees with you simply doesn’t understand what you know so well?
  • Do you use words to describe people who disagree with you that are derogatory in nature?
  • Do you secretly (or not so secretly) think that everyone doing it differently is misguided and just needs to come to the light?

Congratulations! You are espousing a religion.

  • Do you think that profit and loss depend on individual circumstances?
  • Can you list circumstances that make profit more likely?
  • Do you accept that, even under the best of circumstances, loss might still occur?
  • Do you believe that reasonable people might differ, and that different ways of doing things might still both prove profitable?

Congratulations! You probably have a business model.

Please note that there are business model/religion types on both sides of the self/traditional publishing divide. There is nothing wrong with having a religion, or holding strong beliefs. Just try to recognize that, as with all religions, someone else holds different beliefs dear, and there’s no need to vilify them for it.

In which competition fails to be perfect

Sunday, March 20th, 2011

This is the vaguely economic argument that people make when they talk about e-book pricing: “The price of all books will go to zero. Everyone knows that in a perfectly competitive marketplace, the price will tend towards the marginal cost of distribution, which for digital goods is zero. Authors must band together and make sure that books are priced at something high, or we will all surely perish.”

I bristle at the indiscriminate application of economics, where nobody checks that the assumptions underlying the economic theory holds true first. Here’s the challenge: if someone wanted to read for free for the rest of their life, they could do it, easily, today. They’d start with Project Gutenberg. There is a ton of Pride and Prejudice fanfiction–more than any one person could read in her lifetime. People have been posting stories–entire novels worth–on livejournals for lo these many years. There is more free reading material available than any reasonable person could tackle. And yet–shockingly–people pay for electronic books.

How can you explain this? Is it a breakdown in the market? Is it that the market has not yet reached equilibrium? Is it that ereaders haven’t yet become commonplace? None of that. It’s because a book is not a perfectly competitive marketplace.

It would be if there were no intellectual property laws–anyone could compete perfectly with books by Courtney Milan simply by making a copy of my book, which would cost them basically nothing to do. Nobody could charge anything for books by Courtney, because somebody would always undercut them. I would make no money. You can see this principle at work on Amazon if you search for public domain works.

Luckily for me I have an exclusive right to distribute my books and to license others to do so, and so there is not a perfectly competitive marketplace for books by Courtney Milan. In fact, the market is quite the opposite of competitive: I have been granted a legal monopoly over books by Courtney Milan, and that means I can charge whatever I want, and nobody else can sell my books for less, unless I give them the right to do so. Therefore, we don’t have perfect competition.

“But Courtney,” you say, “books are economic substitutes for each other. If you charged $5,000 for a book, people would just go and read Sherry Thomas and Tessa Dare and Julie Anne Long and Meredith Duran instead.”

Too true. I may have a legal monopoly over books by Courtney, but there are decent economic substitutes for books by Courtney. The problem is that (a) there are a small number of really good economic substitutes and (b) all substitutes are imperfect, with some substitutes being more imperfect than others.

For instance, I have a vast amount of empirical data demonstrating that at least some people would rather pay $7.99 to read my book than spend $0.00 to read Moby Dick for free. This is because Moby Dick is a really, really bad economic substitute for a historical romance. I like to think that even in historical romance, there is no perfect substitute for a book by Courtney. Heck, my books aren’t perfect substitutes for each other. Most people don’t read Unveiled a second time and say, “Well, now I feel just as good as if I’d read Unclaimed, so why bother?”

We all know that books are imperfect substitutes for each other because if there were, by golly, I still wouldn’t be waiting (semi-patiently) for George R.R. Martin’s Dance with Dragons. I’d have read Coraline by Neil Gaiman and I wouldn’t bother. If books were interchangeable, I wouldn’t have stood in line to get Patrick Rothfuss’s signature. Scheherazade would never have lasted a thousand Arabian nights, because the King wouldn’t have cared how the story ended.

Now, I don’t deny that books are imperfect substitutes for each other. And I don’t deny that this results inĀ  price competition. But as a general rule, the better the author, the harder it is to find a good old-fashioned economic substitute for her Conversely, the worse the author, the easier it is to substitute. It’s really easy to bore people. It’s hard to entertain them. And the authors who can make you laugh consistently–or keep you on the edge of your seat–or have you reaching for your hankie–you know they are not interchangeable.

So, when someone says that price must tend towards the marginal cost of distribution, you are implicitly saying that authors write indistinguishable crap. And frankly, if I believed I wrote indistinguishable crap, I wouldn’t bother writing.

One of the reasons that competition is so imperfect in the book world is that this is a field that is very hard to enter. Oh, you might think it’s easy–all you have to do is slap words down and put a book up on a Kindle. But it is hard to write a book, and it is a thousand times harder to write a good book. It takes a lot of skill and a lot of talent. Self-publishing doesn’t make it any easier to write a good book–it just makes it easier to take a bad book to market.

Writing a book is so hard that there are not enough truly awesome authors in this world to keep the voracious readers in excellent books for all their reading hours. Voracious readers have to settle for “really good” authors and “enjoyable” books. If they read fast and often enough, they’ll delve into the “okay” territory just so they have something to read.

So yeah, I’m not worried about author compensation. It is already the case that authors like Stephen King can charge $34.99 for a book, while authors like Courtney Milan charge $7.99. There’s a reason for that, folks, and it’s because Courtney Milan is a really, really poor economic substitute for Stephen King.

I do think there are some ramifications to the e-revolution. I do think that there’s unmet demand for more reasonably-priced works. And I do think that price-competition will force the price of many books down. But I don’t think that having 500,000 books on Amazon priced at $0.99 will so transform the book industry that everyone will have to drop their prices to $0.99 and will still only sell 100 copies. The book industry has managed to survive against a backdrop where every single excellent book from a century ago is available for free.

The forthcoming apocalypse

Saturday, March 19th, 2011

There are rumblings around publishing blogs about the forthcoming apocalypse. What apocalypse, you ask? You know–the apocalypse in which all of New York publishing crumbles to dust under the onslaught of a vast supply of 99 cent books, which force the market price of a book to that of an iTunes download. That apocalypse.

Everyone seems to be making a bunch of predictions about what will happen, and I figure that I’m about as qualified to prognosticate as anyone else out there. I am confident that every single one of these little gems will come true in the following five years, so read ‘em and weep.

  1. A lot of people are going to make a lot of claims using figures that were gleaned through confirmation bias. The word “data” will be used when the person means “anecdote.” Multiple anecdotes will be strung together and pointed to as “data,” and statisticians will weep and gnash their teeth and talk about the need for random sampling to no avail.
  2. Really good books will be published, which makes me happy as a reader. Some of those books will have a low, low price, which will make me happy as a consumer.
  3. Crappy books will also be published, priced anywhere from $400 to $0.99. Hopefully I will avoid most of them.
  4. Really good books at a reasonable price will always be in demand.
  5. There will not be enough really good books available to satisfy the most voracious and/or picky of readers.
  6. Thus: reasonably good books will also be in demand.
  7. Crappy books will not be in significant demand at any price.
  8. Some really good books will still have disappointing sales, and fans will be baffled.
  9. Not all really good books will come from New York.
  10. Not all crappy books will come from indies.
  11. People won’t agree on whether a book is really good, but if everyone agrees that a book is crap, it probably is.

If 99 cent books were going to destroy the nascent ebook industry, I would think that Project Gutenberg would have done it by already. There’s a massive number of REALLY GOOD books available for free–and yet people still buy the latest Stieg Larssen. People buy the latest Courtney Milan, for that matter, too.

And now, #dabwaha Round 2…

Thursday, March 17th, 2011

*Thump.*

That’s the sound of my suitcases hitting the ground. It also means that I have my trusty laptop back.

*squirnch*

That’s the sound of me hugging it tightly. Oh, sweet sweet Internet addiction, how I missed you!

In any event, those who read the last blogpost know that I was out of town sans laptop for the last round of #dabwaha, which I now know stands for “Dear Author Bitchery Writing Award for Hellagood Authors.” 64 books entered. 32 have been eliminated, in one foul swoop. And…gulp… one of those books was not mine.

Yes, you read that right. Through a combination of luck, pity votes (because I was out of twitter range), and, apparently, hard campaigning by Angela James and some notable others, I squeaked out a narrow victory against Sherry Thomas. How narrow was this narrow victory? The margin was 3 votes cast out of 754 votes total.

Thank you, any and all of you who voted for my book, because 3 votes is a total squeaker, and I would never have made it without you. Really.

Still… some part of me wishes that I had tied Sherry, instead of winning. In part, this is because I really loved His at Night, and while I don’t like losing (competitive, can’t help it, sorry), I’m pissed that His at Night didn’t get farther. But in larger part this is because in Round 2, I’m up against Joanna Bourne’s The Forbidden Rose.

Joanna Bourne is a giant. She wins, like, everything–polls, the RITA, Christmas, boxing matches… you name it, she wins it. As she should, because she is a genius. The only hope that either Sherry or I had of toppling her would have been if we had tied, and petitioned the Powers that Be to let us continue as an ungainly juggernaut-amalgam of our two books: His at Desire, the story of Lord Vere’s forbidden love with Lady Kathleen, who is rescuing Ellisande’s aunt from Lord Harcroft, with nothing to aid her but a skittish horse and a travel guide to Corfu.

You would read that book, right? You would totally read that book, and you would totally vote for it over Joanna Bourne’s book.

But, alas. Here I am, pitted against Joanna Bourne. There’s nothing to do to try to get ahead except trash talk. Except…here’s the thing. Have any of you ever tried trash-talking against Joanna Bourne? She’s kind of intimidating. I can try the whole “your mother smelled of elderberries” thing but she would probably just nod complacently and say, “I think you mean gooseberries. Elderberries, as I’m sure you know, are….” And you would blush and nod your head and say, “Oh, of course, I totally knew that. Right. Yeah.”

Trash talking Joanna Bourne feels kind of like trash talking Einstein. Everything you say looks petty, and it just makes you look bad. It’s like she won’t stoop to my level or something. But I’m not going to let that stop me.

Joanna Bourne, you will regret the day that you ever wrote a fabulous book that lots of people loved! You’ll regret it bitterly.

When the voting opens, this post will update with a Proper Link and everything. UPDATED: Proper link to vote for yours truly, and thereby squelch the polite, brilliant, amazing behemoth that is Joanna Bourne: http://dabwaha.com/2011/03/vote-here-2011-round-2-set-1/

dabwaha!

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

Yes. It is time for DABWAHA. If you’re wondering what DABWAHA stands for, it stands for … I can’t seem to find it right now, and of course, I am hampered.

See, I am on vacation. My husband thought I needed to spend some time not working, so I didn’t bring my laptop. Or my iPhone. The only way I have to access the internet right now is my Kindle. I don’t remember my twitter password (it’s all saved on my laptop/iPhone) and can’t access twitter.

In any event, DABWAHA stands for something like the Dear Author/Bitchery W…. something. And I’m sure that that is not interesting or explanatory at all, so the short version is that it’s a really freaking awesome competition in which romance novels are pitted against romance novels.

Trial by Desire is one of the nominees. You can vote for it on March 16th, from midnight Central Time to noon Central Time. But here’s the thing: Trial is up against His at Night by Sherry Thomas. I’m not sure I would vote for myself over Sherry Thomas, and so I’m having a hard time working up an appropriate trash talking routine, especially typed out painstakingly on Kindle.

So go and vote in the DABW…something for…someone!

ETA: Having searched twitter for “@courtneymilan” I see that Sherry Thomas is threatening to audit me, assuming that I would threaten to sue her. Dear Sherry: suck it! (Also do you know how hard it is to spell Sherry on a Kindle?)


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