I have no illusions that this has anything to do with me, but the anthology The Heart of Christmas has landed at #94 on the USA Today list.
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Wednesday, October 7th, 2009Mr. Milan reviews “This Wicked Gift”
Thursday, October 1st, 2009Courtney’s Note: This review was written by Mr. Milan. Courtney edited it only for length. We all know that Mr. Milan has no bias towards Courtney. None. Admittedly, he is married to her, but a little thing like that would never lead him to soften his reviews.
Hello, I’m Mr. Milan. Yes, I’m a man, and as such, I don’t usually read romances. My tastes run more to fantasy and sci-fi with the occasional Elmore Leonard or James Ellroy novel just to keep things fresh. But Courtney asked me to write a brief review of her novella, “This Wicked Gift.” No one has to ask me twice to give my opinion about something.
I will not allow the fact that Courtney makes me dinner to bias my review of her story. I’m not afraid to call it like I see it. It’s like when Courtney attempts to play basketball. If she sinks a three-point shot, I’m eager to shout “you go, girl!” and pat her on the bu–uh, on the back. But if she fumbles the ball out of bounds because she bounced it off her own foot, despite the absence of any defensive pressure whatsoever, I’ll groan louder than anyone. (Delicate considerations of marital peace prevent me from saying which event happens more often when Courtney plays basketball.)
You can trust me to give you the straight scoop about her story. Which is that it sucked.
For one thing, there weren’t any good fight scenes. Swordfights? None. Gunplay? Forget about it. Now, I like a good sex scene myself, don’t get me wrong. But I prefer it when the sex is the denouement to a bloody barbarian invasion, or when the hero and heroine get a little jiggy with each other after they’ve just killed a monster with a six-inch kitchen knife and their own teeth.
For another thing, I know Courtney went to great lengths to make everything about the story fit with the historical setting of London in December of 1822. The pences and shillings all add up, the way a lending library works is accurate, the neighborhoods are all realistic. But what was not realistic for any year in any city, was that a man would have sex with a woman and say anything other than, “Let’s do that again.” When I told her this, she said something about “conflict” and “motivation.” I’m sure it would make sense to another woman.
There is some stuff to like about “This Wicked Gift.” I don’t know if all romances are this way, but the dialogue was okay. My favorite part of the entire story, in fact, was the part near the end where the hero and heroine finally get around to discussing what the “Q” stands for in “William Q. White.” It was something I’d been wondering about since the book started. Quincy? Quigley? Quintillian?
And I have to say, I like the name William Q. White. I may not be an expert, but don’t most romance authors give their heroes good metrosexual names like Adrian or Ethan or Derrick? “William Q. White” sounds like something out of a documentary about the foreign policy of the Truman administration.
Unfortunately, a little sex and a lot of wit don’t make up for the lack of butcher knives or machine guns.
Bottom line: 2 out of 5 Sherman Tanks.


Um, thank you, Mr. Milan! I … appreciate that. Very much.
Observed in the wild
Saturday, September 19th, 2009
Those of you who are interested in hunting the anthological beast might have noticed that even though the “official” release date of my anthology is October 1, 2009, it can be found, lurking in dark caves, before then.
In fact, it is now shipping from Amazon, Books-a-Million, Powell’s, and Barnes & Noble. Eek! You may, in fact, be able to find it in Actual Stores–but I have been too chicken to make it inside one to check.
This fills me with all kinds of trepidation, and it makes my fingers almost hurt with anticipation.
Go, little anthology, go!
Edit 9/20: Apparently, it’s now shipping from the Book Depository as well. And commenter Rachie G found it in her Walmart. I admit I made a special Walmart trip yesterday and did not find it, so it’s not out everywhere yet.
Cover! Books! Exclamation Points!
Friday, September 4th, 2009Yesterday was a very exciting day for me.
First, I got an e-mail containing the cover for Proof by Seduction. I know; I already have posted a cover for PROOF. But this was the final cover. So let’s do that comparison thing again:

Old Cover for Proof by Seduction

Final Cover for Proof by Seduction
Wow. Look how different they are! It’s like, they changed the alignment of the Julia Quinn quote. But what you do have, attached to this, is a much larger version of the cover. And now you can finally see how that locket actually stays up: my heroine does, in fact, defy gravity. (Needless to say, this ability of hers drives my scientifically-minded hero completely mad).
BUT in any event, yesterday I also got my very first author copies. With my name on them. Admittedly, my name is underneath “Mary Balogh” and “Nicola Cornick.” Still, it is there! My husband opened it up and began reading, making snide commentary which totally didn’t help matters at all (even though it was funny). Naturally, I did what all authors do when they receive their author copies: I built a fortress.

Behold, the impenetrable fortress!
Notice the large black beast in the wild . . . uh, wild tan carpeted yonder. That foul beastie is about to come and breathe a hurricane gale upon my author copies, causing my impenetrable fortress to collapse into a sad pile of books. Which makes it a not very impenetrable fortress. (But then again, I don’t suppose I would have much luck writing a romance novella that had no penetration, so it’s probably all for the best. Good cat.)
This was more than enough excitement for me, so I shall have to share it with you! One of the commenters to this post will win a copy of the anthology.
Dangerous Excerpts!
Friday, July 24th, 2009Those of you who were at RWA Nationals know that we had the Dangerous Book of Excerpts–a book that had first chapter excerpts from both me and Tessa Dare–in full force there. We printed 400 copies, and walked away with maybe 30 between us, total, left over. And that’s only because we didn’t put those 30 out in the Goody Room.
So for those of you who missed out, we made a PDF version of the Dangerous Book. Warning: it’s 1MB in size (and I tried to get it as small as I could–this is down from the initial size of 10MB. Sorry, but that’s just how it turned out!) Second warning: The original Dangerous Book of Excerpts had the full first chapter of both my novella, “This Wicked Gift,” and my debut novel, Proof by Seduction. But I got special permission from Harlequin to reprint those, as they’re longer than the average 2,500 word excerpt. Since I only have permission to post up to 2,500 words on my website, this copy contains not quite the full first chapter. Those of you who got one of those print versions should count yourselves very, very lucky.
Enjoy! Celebrate! And buy Tessa Dare’s July 28th, 2009 release this Tuesday!
Excerpt & bonus!
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009I’ve finally posted a short teaser excerpt (700 words) for my October novella, “This Wicked Gift.” There’s a special bonus there for those of you who go look…. Hint: It’s pretty!
You’ll get a longer excerpt in a little while, but I thought you’d enjoy seeing this now.
It’s May! Also, preordering!
Friday, May 1st, 2009It’s May! That means courtneymilan.com is a new color, and the new color it is this month is . . . let’s go see . . . it’s brown? Seriously, Courtney. Brown? What was I thinking? Brown is the least romantic color! At least this brown is kind of a brownish-purple sort of thing. It’s not romantic, but it’s almost got a hint of actual romance to it.
Ah, yes. This month, my website is thinking about being romantic, but it’s not quite made up its mind to do so.
But in other news, my last post was intended to be a joke (admittedly, a somewhat punchy joke–and a joke that is funnier to me than to my readers, because I knew that I had already written the bit where I talked about someone else’s book instead of my own–so probably it was not a great idea, but oh well), because I thought it would be amusing to exhort people to buy my own book when it wasn’t even possible to preorder it. I know, I know. If I’m thinking that’s funny, I clearly need to get out more.
But look at that–Harlequin went and ruined my joke by releasing its October catalog. If it had actually been a funny joke in the first place, I might be bitter. Instead, I’m actually tickled pink! You can now preorder my book from a variety of places! Right now, so far as I can tell, those places are:
But don’t worry! Other places will soon allow you to preorder as well. In fact, if you visit my books page on my website, you’ll see my brand-new terribly exciting automatically generated Links O’ Preordering Goodness. Most of those links are broken at this point, but a few of them (er, the three listed above) work, and the rest will start to work in a couple of days.
Now if I only had a cover to show you….
Done!
Thursday, February 19th, 2009On Monday evening, I handed my wonderful editor my Christmas novella. (I’ve seen a preliminary cover but haven’t gotten the go-ahead to share it yet–trust me, as soon as I can show everyone, I will be plastering it everywhere!)
This was the first thing that I’d written completely on contract. I had a lot of worries about this particular novella. It’s written as a prequel to my publishing debut, PROOF BY SEDUCTION, and there were just not a huge number of happily married characters from that book who I could work into a prequel.
In fact, there was only one character who was happily married–and that was my hero’s man of business, William White. Mr. White was an interesting side character in the book. He doesn’t get much time on-screen, but I always imagined him going back to his wife in the evenings and snickering at my hero, saying, “That man has money and power but HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL does he ever need to get laid.” Even though William White is unflinchingly polite, as any servant must be, there is always that undercurrent of amusement in all of his dealings with his employer.
And so when my editor asked me to write a prequel, I began to wonder about William White. Who was this man? How did he get to be so self-assured? Why did the extremely proper and stringent Marquess of Blakely hire a man just into his thirties to help run his massive estates? And what kind of woman would be a good match for such a man?
My heroine just kind of appeared full-fledged, Athena-style. She’s the one who told me that the hero of my novella was not, in fact, Mr. William White. He was William Q. White–and I can’t wait until you find out what the “Q” stands for.
*snicker*
Serendipity (or not)
Friday, February 13th, 2009So, one of the things I’m doing at the last minute is trying to place my novella heroine on a Regency-era map. I know that she her father owns a circulating library. When I started my novella, I figured out the basics of how circulating libraries worked and then left some of the details–like, how much money could a circulating library expect to make in a day?–as a question-mark to be filled in later.
Of course, now it’s later and I’m looking for details. In any event, I also figured I should find out whether there were a great many of them (answer: yes, by then) and where they were situated. The answer is: most of them are in very nice parts of town. The problem is that my hero needs to be somewhat local to the library, and my hero is not going to be living on Harley Street or its environs.
Then I found this lovely list. I looked up all those addresses. Most of them wouldn’t do. But there’s one that’s right off Chancery Lane (where my hero works) and Chancery Lane is adjacent to several areas of London that fall into the “fairly dodgy” spectrum. Perfect!
But it gets better. Last time I was in London, I visited Chancery Lane because the book I was writing then had a few scenes set on Chancery Lane. In fact, it so happened that right after we turned off of it, I saw a tiny bookstore that said they’d been in business since 1830. 1830! Perfect. I dragged Mr. Milan inside. When I first saw the location of 314 High Holborn on the incredibly detailed Horwood map of London, I nearly died. It was exactly where I remembered that little shop. Oh, Serendipity! I know what that shop looks like inside. I know how narrow the rooms are. I know there’s a teeny tiny rickety staircase in the back, where even I had to duck my head not to hit it on the way down to the basement of books.
It turns out, it was my abysmal sense of direction rather than any actual serendipity. I pulled up my pictures from the trip (yes, I took pictures!) and discovered that the little shop I went into was actually 16 Fleet Street. The wrong end of Chancery Lane. Drat!
End-of-book math
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009I’m working on finishing up my novella–the one that’s coming out October 1st. I promised my editor she’d get it over the weekend (and I don’t think she reads my blog, but if she does, there are NO WORRIES, it is coming along fine, STOP READING THIS ENTRY, there is no reason to panic at all.)
At the time I made the promise, it made sense. I only had about 5,000 words left to write (ha ha ha) and most of what I had was fairly clean. So, no problem–crank through 5,000 words in a few days, and then spend most of the week polishing and bring things together and smoothing motivations into place. Right? Right? Ha ha ha.
I’d forgotten that the last 5,000 words are a lot harder than the first 5,000–or even the middle 20,000. You have to carefully join all these loose ends, clean up all these plot threads. And then, when you’re writing a scene that’s supposed to be a short little join between the day and the night (so to speak), filling a tiny little gap and explaining how your heroine comes to be in place B, it majorly sucks when something that was a tiny worry, one you thought you just had to smooth over a little bit, turns into something major, something huge. And you can’t just beat the scene back into place and make it small, because it’s fighting you to be big. And you know the scene is right-without this, your heroine’s arc just won’t sit right, but dammit, it is a novella, there wasn’t going to be room for your heroine to have much of a character arc.
Too bad. She’s got one now.
And all those tiny edits I’d dropped into the first chapter for fun last night suddenly make sense. Stupid subconscious. Why do you do this to me?
I started yesterday with around 3,000 words to go. I wrote 2,000 words. Now I have 4,000 words left to go.








